Dude, Where's My Muse?

Coming up with a half decent bio for the author website is tougher than trying to come up with a one page synopsis. The first version I had up was really really short. The current one isn't that much longer, but it does have a few more sentences on it. Still not sure it's the greatest, but it's the best I can come up with right now. Who would have thought writing your own bio would be this hard?